BIDOOF
Bidoof is god.
The chosen one. The community's favorite himbo. Dumb beyond measure, beloved beyond reason, and utterly unkillable. Blessed are the holders, for they shall be derped.
CA: revealed unto the faithful soon
The Gospel
why we kneel before the plump prophet
The Chosen One
Of all the creatures, the universe picked Bidoof. Nobody knows why. Bidoof doesn't either. That's the miracle.
Unkillable
Faints? Never heard of her. Bidoof has survived every dip, every cull, every bad take. Forever HD — Holding Derpily.
Beloved Himbo
Two brain cells, infinite heart. He doesn't understand the chart, but he believes in you. Buck-toothed and pure.
The Commandments of Bidoof
handed down on a chewed-up log, as is tradition
- Thou shalt hold, for Bidoof knoweth not how to sell, and neither shall ye.
- Thou shalt be dumb, but kind. The brain is optional. The vibes are not.
- Honor thy fellow holder, even the one who bought the top. Especially that one.
- Thou shalt gnaw thy logs and touch thy grass, for balance is divine.
- Thou shalt not FUD, for FUD is the language of those who never knew Bidoof.
- When the candle is red, be derpy. When the candle is green, be also derpy.
- Thou shalt share thy berry with the new believer, that the flock may grow.
- Above all, remember: Bidoof is god, and god is good, and good is kinda dumb, and that's okay.
"And on the eighth day, the chart did nothing,
and Bidoof saw that it was good." 🙏
How to Receive the Blessing
the pilgrimage, in four humble steps
I.
Acquire the holy vessel — a Phantom wallet. Anoint it with a little SOL.
II.
Tap Praise Bidoof and follow the light to the CA on pump.fun.
III.
Swap thy SOL → $BIDOOF. Confirm the sacrament in thy wallet.
IV.
Hold, and be derped. Tell a friend. The flock grows or it doesn't — Bidoof loves you either way.